lying in bed on sunday night i asked myself, "self? here we go again. why kasey? the new ford engine? the good practice? the "car to beat" today? why didn't you start bowyer or harvick? did you think kasey was just clever enough to win? you knew there would be a wreck and that daytona was like throwing a dart? why do you get so angry? you have a little baby in the house now, you shouldn't yell like that over a stupid car race."
"you know what you should do? make it simple. you finished dead last last year, remember? you clearly don't know what you're doing. you know who DOES? winners. yeah, that's right...winners. like Luzr2win. in fact, here's a GENIUS plan. for the next 9 months, don't even think about who to start. just copy exactly what Luzr2win did last year. every driver. every race. the only exception you'll have to make is for week 1....unless by some fluke he started kasey in daytona last year....well, goodnight self."
and guess what? that IS who Luzr2win started last year in race 1. kasey kahne! i'm a fucking genius. a FUCKING GENIUS! that means matt kenseth next sunday. this is going to be sooooo easy now. brilliant!
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