gordonsville

hamlin is for suckers and pussies....rusty truck GUARANTEES a gordon win. the new strategy will work. hamlin won't finish in the top 20 (results may vary)...

week 5 results

fuck the new strategy

the good news: i can stop watching the fucking race.
the bad news: i'm hating this fucking league more and more. the curse is on, very on. if you start the same driver as rusty truck, you are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. here's a new strategy....whoever takes the pole next week, i'm starting them. no matter who it is....i hope all your drivers wreck on lap 499...

- bitter truck

bristol

it's official. my wife has now taken over the driver decisions for rusty truck. i gave her racingone.com, and let her draw her own conclusions. she went with biffle this week, then started 2nd guessing and saying, "maybe gordon?" nope, first instinct i told her, so biffle it is (shown here, with his wife, who put her dress on backwards.)

week 4 results

i would bet that if you went back in the history of the league, no team has ever started the first 4 weeks of the season and not accumulated 300 points, or a top 23 finish. i have OFFICIALLY put my wife in charge of picking my drivers....until she has back-to-back weeks of 20th or worse. i am close to being mathmatically eliminated from this league in fucking march....

anyway, your new standings:

hotlanta

when i got up this morning, i decided i'm going to let my wife make the pick this week. she picked kurt busch, but i decided to start biffle instead, after changing from kyle busch, after my subsequent change from carl edwards. stupid fucking league....

week 3 results

i'm too mad to even comment...

vegas baby, vegas...

ok, i can go nowhere but up. let's hope for a big busch brother wreck involving edwards, hamlin, martin, burton, gordon, and stewart. good luck.