week 2 results

so much for my new strategy. my NEW strategy is not to start any driver whose name rhymes with "almond ringer".

last reminder, to make this picture bigger, just click on it. also, still waiting for payment from A-game, doc beef, eat my dust, fat penguin, and high speed pursuit.

goin' back to cali...

6:01pm: okay, all drivers submitted. check out my genius pick....guaranteed top 43...and that's isabel fontana pictured above...get it? play on words?


still waiting on chonk and high speed to submit their picks. let me tell you one thing, i have the fucking pick of the week this week. and no, it's not kyle busch, or jimmie johnson....rusty truck has a new strategy that will be revealed w/in the hour...

week 1 results

i've finally calmed down after sunday's disaster....maybe it's the ny ranger's inability to score goals that has me more pissed off...

btw, click on the image below to make it bigger.

fuck this league

self: who should i start?

self: go with truex, he's a jersey guy, you'll most likely get the 5 bonus points and he'll probably finish middle of the pack.

self: yeah, but let's start strong. if you want middle of the pack, pick a mcmurray, or a ragan, or vickers. someone who wil give you a chance at a top 10, but won't really ruin one of your star drivers.

self: good point, but not rusty truck's strategy.

self: true, but you NEVER do well at daytona.

self: yeah, the big wreck will get you every time.

self: as long as we don't finish above 20th we'll be fine.

self: how 'bout kyle busch? he practiced well, he's fast, he's coming of a good season.

self: do you want to use him this early? that's kind of a waste...

self: remember, it's not a waste if he gets a top 5.

self: true.

self: so what do you think?

self: i say truex or kyle busch.

self: let's not be an idiot. let's start strong. let's start busch.

self: done. we rule.

self: hi-five.

gentelmen, start your engines!!!

things i'm hoping to see today....

4 hours until green flag...

all picks except 3 are in. i'm cautiously optimistic about my genius pick. btw, on an administrative note, kiss the wall racing, arguably one of the best team names in the league, has changed his name to Cursed Until Next Time Racing or (C.U.N.T. Racing). best of luck to CUNT...

CUNT's team photo is shown here:


and you thought that you wouldn't see any adult pix....

footsuckers is out...

footsloggers has decided not to continue their nascar journey this year. we wish him well in his future endeavors. TNT racing is the only team from whom i have not heard, everyone else is IN.

nice job by piston pumpin' on getting payment in. btw, mike...i CAN memorize a shuffled deck of 52 cards in order....i have witnesses to prove it and would be happy to demonstrate....;)

and for the rest of you, yes, i am debating starting truex jr....